Thank you, National Review’s Mark Krikorian. I was having a rough time of it today. I was starting to get burned out on reading hacks’ bullshit, contributing to that bullshit, and most of all getting working myself into a hateful frenzy. I stared at my computer screen and sighed. Maybe I should be doing something more productive to society.
And then I saw you defending that syphilitic sac of pus Lou Dobbs, and oh yes, all the hate came roaring back. The image of that croaking old toad dropping trou and letting loose a big steamy one right into the heart of America is Viagra for the vicious.
What have we got today in aggressive ignorance, Mark?
But the chief target of this two-year hate has been Lou Dobbs. The “Drop Dobbs” campaign, to get CNN to fire the only anchor on their network whose show anyone watches, is sponsored by — surprise! — La Raza, the SPLC, Media Matters, LULAC, et al. Last Wednesday, October 21, saw a series of coordinated protests by open-borders groups in cities around the country. The following day, Geraldo Rivera said in a speech that the opponents of amnesty have been “reckless beyond imagining” and that Dobbs in particular “is almost singlehandedly responsible for creating, for being the architect of the young-Latino-as-scapegoat for everything that ails this country.”
Really, Mark? Lou Dobbs is the victim of a “vicious hate campaign” by people who are sick of his vicious hate campaign against Latinos. Now, back in the day this would have been called “karma,” or “reaping the whirlwind,” or, if you’re a fan of the late John Hughes, “mess[ing] with the bull [and] get[ting] the horns.”
But now we have an oh-so-politically correct culture where nobody has to take responsibility for the things they say as long as there’s a brown boogeyman out there to accuse of being “hateful” and having an “agenda” for daring to object to being slimed.
Lou Dobbs should feel lucky that he’s only a victim for having Lou Dobbs’ greasy skin and speaking Lou Dobbs’ guttural, hate-laced language, not because his skin and language are associated with points south of the border. And this country would be a much better place if it there were a lot more of the “hate” directed at lynch-mob leaders like Lou Dobbs and a lot less of the Lou Dobbs Brand Communal Hatred.
And Mark? You know Lou Dobbs is all kinds of a shitsack when you have Fox News anchors like Geraldo fretting that he’s stirring up too much hatred.
But, unusually for you right-wing bloggers, there is a point buried somewhere in this piece.
Yeah, go ahead.
Well, their efforts are starting to pay off. No, CNN hasn’t decided to fire Dobbs (which would cause them to drop behind the Hallmark Channel in viewership). Instead, someone fired a shot at Dobbs’s house. As reported today by Fox News (!), a shot was fired on October 5 at Dobbs’s home while he and his (Mexican-American) wife were out front; New Jersey State Police took the bullet for analysis.
I’m all for taking potshots at Lou Dobbs and his house, but I probably shouldn’t be. It’s wrong that La Raza, SPLC, Luis Gutiérrez, or whoever’s hiding in your closet this week opened fire on poor Lou Dobbs and his obligatorily Mexican-American wife. And turnabout is fair play; the left was asking the same sort of questions after the murder of Dr. George Tiller.
Except Lou Dobbs didn’t die. He didn’t even get shot. From the source you cited, Fox (ugh) News:
New Jersey State Police Sgt. Steve Jones said troopers were called to the Dobbs’ estate in rural Wantage, N.J., at about 10:30 a.m. on Oct. 5. The investigators who responded to the call were told that Dobbs and his wife were outside their home when they heard a gunshot, and a bullet struck their attic.
“It struck the siding and then fell to the ground,” Jones said.
Really? A bullet hit the top of a house in rural New Jersey? Damn you, Mexicans! And yes, we know it was them because, wait, how do we know it was them?
Same source:
“It’s a shot fired that struck the house,” Jones continued. “We’re not sure what the intended target was. It’s still under investigation.”
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William Gheen, president of Americans for Legal Immigration (ALIPAC), said it’s very likely Dobbs’ outspokenness on illegal immigration led to the shooting.
So to recap: bullet hits house in boondocks; nobody sees shooter; police tell Fox they’re not sure who fired the shot, why or at what; Fox asks random sympathetic activist about case, and activist responds it can only have been attempted moida! Dust off your hands, boys, because this case is closed thanks to another stellar piece of investigative reporting by Fox.
But this is enough to go on for you. After all, in the conserv-a-verse there has to be some kind of liberal counterpoint to Scott Roeder and the culture that incubated his murder of Tiller. So it must be Brown Berets out in the woods in New Jersey, winging bullets off Lou Dobbs’ siding.
Solid work, Mark. Maybe, with a little hard work and elbow grease, you could go on to become a great Texas attorney.